supercalifragilistic expialidocious, breathe

technicolour

psychedelic

bubblegum

lollipop

bitter sweet

universally applicable
unwholesome
yet desirable
goodness
machines

Allow Me To Introduce The Penises Of Value In My Life...
a girl's gotta have a man in her life - or 6ish

while wading through a paddle pool of fleeting romances, passionate interludes, filthy escapades, trying to remember all the sources of testosterone in my lucky dip of an existence to date, 6 (or so) permanent fixtures have taken up residence on my boy'dar over the last amalgamated few years

BRYAN
if i had been born a black woman he would have been my brother

RYAN
schoolies fling turned favourite melbournite

NIK
my first and forever beloverism'd roomie

MAXI
my future toyboy seeing as i'm only ever gonna end up a rich old cougar lady

ANTHONY
i was the first girl he ever kissed, then he decided that he liked boys better

JOSH
he is and forever will be the yin to my yang (enough said, i think)

ALLY
she may as well have been birthed a boy for all the bodily fluids we've exchanged
(i realise that sounds a lot worse than it is)


confession: i have a little bit of a crush on you jubblies,
but in a totally non-lesbian "i like it when you do it like that" way of course

so REPHRASE....... a girl's gotta have a man in her life, or 7, if not 6 + a girl version of the boy she wishes existed and would probably be her soulmate, you know 'the one' etc, if he ever did